The Guru Roast

[BassCatter]

The Dalli Llama calls on Guru for advice

Guru coached Einstien on the theroy of relativity

Guru is so old his social security number is 6

Guru has more white hair than an albindo tiger

[EricStratton]

Moses didn't shatter the 10 commandments.....Guru broke them over Moses's head....

[BassCatter]

Guru smells like piss, moth balls and geritol

[BassCatter]

Guru's idea of a happening night is drinking a thimble full of beer and curling up with 49 and 30 CFRs

[BassCatter]

Since we've resurected his Birthday Thread.......Nothing like a little more roasting with more participants........


Guru spends all of his money on ED drugs and not alzheimers drugs so he's got an erection but can't remember why.

[bpitt]

When asked if he knows how to ride a hog, Guru replies, "Yes, both kinds!"