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optimistik1
July 11th, 2008, 10:41 PM
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a yard sale.

katzeyez
July 11th, 2008, 10:49 PM
Lol

Honey
July 11th, 2008, 11:01 PM
Oh my gosh. I didn't see it was in the jokes thread. I was getting upset for the little ladies.

TheCapitalist
July 12th, 2008, 07:41 AM
Looks like no one was buying!!!! HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!