Oops! Let Me Tell You What I Just Did.

[Honey]

Here's how it went down. The dryer bussed and I opened it to get the clothes out. Laundry! Ugh! Anyway, as soon as I opened the dryer door out pops four Bounce Dryer sheets. Outdoor Fresh scent. Well, I removed a few towels and four or five more pop out. So I start to count. 1,2,3,4.......10,11,12,13......21,22,23.....30,31. ...you get the idea. I am thinking I have lost my mind and then I see the problem. Somehow the entire box of Bounce
(80 count) got put in the dryer. So in my best country voice I tell you, "That's some good smelling clothes right there. And they so soft!"


Okay ladies. I know I can't be the only goofball in this place. Tell me something funny you did while being the Lady of the House.

[optimistik1]

While making gravy one night...I forgot that the onion powder shaker had a flip lid..so I unscrewed it and poured half the shaker into the gravy....

I was hoping no one would notice *looking embarrased*

[katzeyez]

One day after I'd returned from the good ole wally world, I stuck the bottle of Tide in the fridge.. Guess I thought it was milk.:shrug:

[optimistik1]

Took my camera with me to take a picture of some cows going under a road one day

didn't have any batteries in it.... :eek:

I didn't mention that to Katz...glad she had hers with her!!!

[katzeyez]

I knew you had your camera, but we kept forgetting to get batteries we got so caught up in the 'hunt'! LOL

[optimistik1]

I would have never thought I would be such a kid and enjoy this stuff at my age!
I am having soooo much fun!!!

*wondering if I should be worried about that*

[Honey]

Ever washed and dried crayons?

[optimistik1]

nope...but I have skoal, money, medication, and cardboard!!! *grin*

also have turned my hubbys underwear pink!

[katzeyez]

Shoot I try not to wash dishes, much less anything else! LOL

[Honey]

Ever washed a load of clothes, and found you forgot to put the clothes in there. Yep. I washed nothing.

[optimistik1]

The most embarrased I've ever been (and I can't believe I'm telling you this).....



maybe I won't!.........

[Honey]

But you got to now!

[optimistik1]

But you got to now!

Reminds me of the night a couple of nights ago when SOMEONE on here called a meeting in the Magnolia Room, said she had secrets....but would't tell.....doesn't it????



I may tell you when I get up the nerve....

[katzeyez]

Ever washed a load of clothes, and found you forgot to put the clothes in there. Yep. I washed nothing.



Yep! I've done that too, and dried nothing too.http://www.thepointofnoreturn.us/images/smilies/blush.gif

[Honey]

Ever had company over for supper and realized after Grace was said that you forgot to cook the rice to go with the rice and gravy.

[katzeyez]

Haven't done that, but after we sat down at the table, and salt and pepper were asked for, did I realize I had absolutely none in the house, cause I never used it.

[optimistik1]

I have forgotten to make the rice....

and I've also forgotten a main dish in the oven that was found after the meal was completely over....


oh well....with age comes ....something....oh yeah, forgetfulness! ;)

[anderlee]

My wife invited a friend for supper and all I had were Two pot Pies.
I just taters

[PeachyKeen]

DeeDee-you cracking me up! I think we might be twins. I have done the "washing no clothes thing". And washed crayons......the worst was when an ink pen got left in somebody's pocket......whole load ruined.

I got lots.....I have moments like this on daily basis. I'll share a few ever now and then.....

My funniest one I think was....after putting groceries up....I put the milk in the pantry. Didn't notice til the next day when somebody wanted cereal....only to find the milk right next to the cereal box. I had to make em' some grits. uuugh....cuz I not a breakfast cooker.

[PeachyKeen]

Oh. and I haven't lived that one down yet.....ever time we run out of milk, the hubby says...look in the pantry, it might be in there.

[katzeyez]

Well, today I was off to visit the Fotno's at Black Creek, mind you I visited yesterday too, so I KNEW where I was going. I got on the interstate, and got lost in thought, which I normally do when I'm on my way to work, next thing I knew I was in Lumberton--don't know how I missed the Purvis exit, but I did. Good thing you can get to Black Creek from Lumberton too.

[Nana]

A few years ago we ran out of milk. Hubby wanted some to drink with something sweet-he was agitated that we were out and wrote in magic marker on the fridge- Got Milk?

[optimistik1]

*whispering to Nana....I think you maybe ought to put that in the "Look what my man just did" thread....since he did it!*

Did you fuss at him good?? Magic marker don't come off easy!

[Mary]

Yesterday I got out of my car and was nearly to the door of the office before I realized that I had left it running!:clapping:

[optimistik1]

Morning Mary! Glad to see you this morning!!!

[Nana]

Good morning ladies. Hope all is doing ok this morning.

[TheCapitalist]

Yesterday I got out of my car and was nearly to the door of the office before I realized that I had left it running!:clapping:

Lordy Johnson! You sound like one of those people that could forget your child was in there!!!

Just kidding! (sort of)...

Were you preoccupied with something?

[Mary]

Lordy Johnson! You sound like one of those people that could forget your child was in there!!!

Just kidding! (sort of)...

Were you preoccupied with something?


HAHA. . . Capitalist. . . I was focused on what I had to do when I got inside, and just completely forgot to turn the stupid car off! :banghead: I don't have any children, but I'd like to think I'd be a better mom than that! ;)

[katzeyez]

*pats Mary on the back*

I've actually locked the keys in the car, while it was still running. Stress will make you space out momentarily--really it will.

[PeachyKeen]

Really though? Who hasn't locked their keys in their car with it running at least once in there life?? Come guys....fess up!
Heck. I keep a wire hanger in my purse.

[Scarlett O'hara]

I had a phone call from a friend today to tell me to get my little butt over to Dirt Cheap in Petal because they had a huge linen/comforter shipment. I get there and am finding lots and lots and lots of bargins. My supersize cart is running over with all my finds and my purse is on the bottom. Well, my phone starts ringing and it takes me forever to get to the bottom of the cart and to find it in my jumble of a purse. By the time I find it, it's stopped ringing. I check and see it was only my husband. I'm having way too much fun to talk to him right now because he'll ask me where I am and what I am doing and then tell me I really don't need anything so I just shove the phone in my purse and the purse way back down into the cart. I'll talk to him later after I've made my purchases and he can't do anything about it. You know how it is after you have this huge cart loaded down with great buys because you don't want some one else to find them until you decide if you want them, right? Well, I start going through the cart to eliminate some stuff. I put back items here, there and everywhere all over the store. I take my valuables to the check out, pay and I'm out the door. I load everything into the car and get in. I decide I better call the hubby back in case something has happened. I look in my purse and no cell phone. I empty the purse out in the front seat, no cell phone. Oh no, where is my cell phone? I look back to the store and think there is no way I lost that thing in Dirt Cheap. I go back in the store, thinking there is no possible way to find something you are looking for in Dirt Cheap. I go to the check out and ask them to make an announcement for a lost cell phone. Someone waiting in line to check out says, "Someone was asking about someone named Eleanor earlier, saying they had her cellphone." They make an announcement and sure enough someone had turned it in to the office and they gave it to me. How lucky is that?

[katzeyez]

It's good to know that there are still some honest people out there.

[optimistik1]

My first thought was to get them to call your phone from their store phone...in case you left it on a shelf while putting back treasures...but it all worked out beautifully!


*whispers to girls....this new girl loses her cell phone in Dirt Cheap...how helpful will she be with a compass in the middle of the woods???* :D

[Scarlett O'hara]

I may not can keep up with a cell phone or a compass but if you tell me a great sale is going on somewhere and I can sniff it out like a bloodhound.

[optimistik1]

Mary? How are YOU with a compass????

[katzeyez]

Come on ladies?! Ya'll aren't directionally illiterate are you? Can you tell what time of day it is by the sun???

[Scarlett O'hara]

Daytime?

[optimistik1]

Good enough! works for me!

[PeachyKeen]

All I know is....somebody better know how to use this compass. I not getting lost in the woods. I watched Blair Witch Project. It's scary out there!

[Honey]

I'm back at the house. So far my work day has included lunch and I'm thinking about a cup of coffee. I get all the way to the office and guess where the keys are? At home. So I back at home to FIND the keys.

[optimistik1]

Got your pager???

[PeachyKeen]

Dangit!! I just looked in the fridge and saw where hubby forgot his lunch of hamburger steak & mashed potatoes and peas. I coulda ate that instead of spaghettios!!:aarggggghhhh:

[carsalesguy]

OOPS!

http://images.automotive.com/dealer_used/ebiz/1N6AD09W68C414438_1.jpg

[Mary]

Mary? How are YOU with a compass????

Well, I'm OK I guess. . . I have one in my car to tell me which way I'm going and that's about the extent of my use for a compass! :D

[Honey]

Well, I'm OK I guess. . . I have one in my car to tell me which way I'm going and that's about the extent of my use for a compass! :D


Okay Mary is in charge of the compass. I need a talent too. Let's see.....Do we need cookies? Or something from the store?

[katzeyez]

I dunno know iffin Mary needs to be in charge of the compass--if she's just 'ok' with said compass....we have a mission to excute ladies!

[Scarlett O'hara]

All you have to remember is Bop's in Oak Grove is West with the mall to the north. The Discount Mall is South and Dirt Cheap in Petal is east.

[PeachyKeen]

Alright girls. I'm getting nervous. Nobody knows how to use the compass????

Eleanor when your out shopping tomorrow, pick us up some flares, water and snacks..oh and go ahead and grab some beer. We have to be prepared if we get lost in the woods.

[Scarlett O'hara]

And a couple of magazines? People, Cosmo? some new nail polish?

[katzeyez]

The Bop's closest to me is east, and I do know my directions! :D

[PeachyKeen]

Wonder if Ted knows how to use a compass?
He can just go along with us.....ya know since he hangs out with us girls more anyway.

[Nana]

And a couple of magazines? People, Cosmo? some new nail polish?

Dee is in charge of magazines- she has great ones.:bouncy:

[katzeyez]

Hey now! He's a boy! We're supposed to be doing this adventure on our own. I don't know how to rely on a boy!

[PeachyKeen]

You're right katz--he'd prolly get us more lost.

[Nana]

He is a wise boy, just ask Ted something and he can give you an answer but it is a girl's adventure.

[katzeyez]

Nana, Ted ain't gonna be able to google in the woods! LOL

[PeachyKeen]

LOL! That right there was funny katz!!

[Nana]

Unless he has an iphone with good reception, then he could and would have access to other stuff too. But....he still needs to sit out on this adventure.

[katzeyez]

Well, Nana, you didn't have to get all logical in us! :p

[PeachyKeen]

Ok. Ted is out.

Somebody just start practicing with that compass then...

[Honey]

I'll get my purse. Lipstick, mirror, makeup, two dollars, hairbrush, cellphone, knife, pen,.....I don't have one. Eleanor? Peachy?

[katzeyez]

Ladies, a compass isn't that hard to use. It simply tells you what direction you are...north, south, east, west, northeast, southwest, etc. We are gonna be just fine! ;)

[Nana]

katz, you are now in charge of the compass. You know more about it than anyone else so in our eyes you are an expert.

[anderlee]

Take your pick

[Nana]

Take note katz, anderlee to your rescue.;)

[katzeyez]

Yay! For having a compass!!!

[optimistik1]

I bought a compass the other day when I went to Walmart...it's even got a hiker on it...and Katz will lead the way!!!!!

[Honey]

Well, well. I learned a valuable lesson today. Don't eat watermelon before church. Yep, I won't do that again. Now don't get me wrong I have no problem getting up in church if I have too but today's sermon was on adultery. If I got up during this sermon everyone would have thought....un huh...I thought so.....she has done that!...I know her type....or they would have said something like, well, who would have thought that about her? Anyway, today's lesson is on NO WATERMELON before church!

[optimistik1]

Too cute! Like anyone in their right mind who KNOWS you could possibly think such a thing!!!!


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/24.gif

*wiping tears out of my eyes from laughing so hard*

[anderlee]

MZ D if I was bad I would cut a watermelon for you!!!!























http://www.yourhattiesburg.com/Forums/picture.php?albumid=4&pictureid=40

[Honey]

It was one of those Smith Co watermelons too. It is so good.

[Honey]

Ladies....Can we have a moment of silence?...It is a sad, sad, evening here at DeeDee's house.:cry: I washed and dried my credit card.

[optimistik1]

:eek:
that's worse than me washing my son's cell phone
*we dried it out and then put it in the sunshine and it works*

my condolences D...I bet it led an exciting and busy life though!

[Honey]

Yes, opt, it did. It lived a good life.

[optimistik1]

Does it have a brother or a sister?
Can it be cloned????

[Honey]

Yes, but this one went to hubby's checking account.

[optimistik1]

maybe you can call the bank and get another one?

[PeachyKeen]

Well...first thing in the morning you get on the phone and have the company Fed-Ex you a new one. I mean the overnight delivery service....who knows when you'll find a deal and need that sucker!!! This is an emergency! Act now!!!!!!!

[Honey]

You should have seen the grin on my husband's face.

[PeachyKeen]

I want to see the grin on "your" face when the new card arrives........shoot I'll even meet you for lunch just to see it...

[Scarlett O'hara]

We'll run through the stores, yelling, "Charge!"

[anderlee]

did it sizzzle when it hit the water

[optimistik1]

Hey anderlee, did you check out the expert thread...you might want to take a gander!

[Hermione]

If you buy everything on line like I do, you don't need the actual card. Just be sure you know those three numbers on the back, though.

This thread is a hoot. It made me feel better about . . . too many stupid things to count!

[PeachyKeen]

Ok girls I got one.

Today on my way home from running my errands, my girls wanted to stop at Sonic for ice cream. Ok I said. We pull up at Sonic... talk about what we want and youngest starts on a conversation about school clothes. So we're sitting there for like 5 or 10 minutes and I say dang it sure is taking a long for 2 ice creams. My oldest says to me.....uhhh.....mom you never pushed the button and ordered.:rolleyes:

[Scarlett O'hara]

I'm laughing!

[Nana]

243

I've had days like that too.

[Honey]

My husband broke my new phone! So I get ready to go take it to cellular south. Guess what? Left the dang thang at home. Yep. I had to come back and get it. I don't know where my head is these days.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Such an entertaining 1st period today........................

I'm looking cute...........capris, green blouse, new shoes.............well, the shoes are high heeled wedges with two elastic straps around the toes..............I'm up doing my thing 1st period, when I feel my left foot slipping toward to the side of the shoe.............that elastic just streches on...............so I put my weight on that foot to stop the sliding and my right foot starts easing off the side of that shoe.............and thar she blows........in slow motion............I start leaning to the left...................and fall completely on my booty!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should have seen the looks of my students!!!!!!!!!!!

[Honey]

Oh my gosh! I'm laughing. Sorry Scarlett.

[Scarlett O'hara]

You should've been there................I even laughed.....................Just think what they are going to tell their parents tonight!!!!!!!!!

[optimistik1]

You SHOULD have known Scarlett, you do it EVERYTIME when you're dancing here...of course, you're also drinking wine at the time, but your students don't know that!
I'm so sorry....did you go barefoot the rest of the day??? or do you have an extra pair of tennis shoes stowed away in your locker at school???

*REALLY trying hard not to smile or smirk*

[Scarlett O'hara]

Nope, wore those dang shoes all day!!!

[katzeyez]

I had a shoe incident today too, but fortunately I didn't end up on my ghetto booty. :D

[Guru]

I've never read this thread before. I give it a 5 on the Guru thread scale.

[Hermione]

That's fine, G. However, boys are not allowed to laugh at us.

[Honey]

Well, I stuck my finger thur my stockings this morning right before church started. Yep. Had a really nice size run all the way down the front. Thankfully, I had a skirt on that was kinda long and you couldn't see it when standing. But when I sat down, there it was for all to see.

[optimistik1]

Hope you shaved your legs!!! ;)

and if your congregation is smart, they'll be looking at the preacher, not each other!
*grin* did you duck walk to the car/truck???

[Honey]

Couldn't see it when standing. I guess it was God getting me back for laughing at the hubby last Sunday.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well, at least you didn't have anything stuck to you!

[PeachyKeen]

Ok. so I'm in a hurry this morning trying to get my "running late" girls to school.....hit the garage door button and proceed to accelerate in reverse......All of the sudden I hear a big "BOOM" feel somewhat of a jar. I bout had a heart attack....I didn't know what I hit. I was freaking out I tell you cuz I couldn't see nuttin in my rear view mirror. So I get out and skiddishly look around the back of my van.....only to see my garbage can laid out all dented in.
So I picked it up and pulled it out of the way.....got back in my van and there my precious girls were crying of laughter. The oldest even had to reapply the mascara.
I have a feeling I'll hear about this for awhile!! So far they haven't thought about it since the hubby's been home! I know it's coming though....

[optimistik1]

Just remember the details when they spill it...I want to hear everythingJ!!!!

[PeachyKeen]

I just hope they don't remember that cuss word I said.:o

[katzeyez]

I just attempted to stick my contact in my ear, instead of my eye--nuff said.

[CRawls]

Go back to bed.

[katzeyez]

Wish I could!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Do you think it will make you hear better?

[Fotno]

I tried putting one of those things in my eye once.
It didn't work out to well.

[katzeyez]

What Scarlett?? LOL

Most people have difficulty adjusting to putting something in their eye, but I've been doing it for26 years, so it's second nature.

[optimistik1]

and I usually DO put it in my ear...a hearing aide, not a contact...lol...

that would be like me trying to put a hearing aide in my eye!!! (((Katz)))

[Nana]

As tired as I am, you girls can still make me chuckle.

[Guru]

Do you think it will make you hear better?


"Can you see what I'm saying?"

[Guru]

I just put the tv on RFD hoping for an antique tractor show, we have seen and heard enough about Gustav, Gustave, Gustaf, whatever TF it is.
If I have to listen to it one more time today I may poot.

[optimistik1]

RFD...putting a ding on things...G....I'm really starting to worry about you....

http://310raf.com/images/smiley/sm05.gif

[Honey]

What is a ding?

[optimistik1]

http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_shrug.gif

but I don't think I'm going to google it.....

[katzeyez]

I'm simply putting this where it originally belonged.)

Ya'll aren't evah gonna let me live this one down, but I was in my bedroom, and heard this 'wuring' sound, and I thought, OMG!, it's the tornado.....................................












Turns out to be the washing machine agitator washing the load of clothes I put in.http://www.thepointofnoreturn.us/images/smilies/wacko.gif

[Honey]

I think it is time to get glasses. Today I wore one silver loop earring and one gold one. Yeah, didn't realize it until a few minutes ago.

[Hermione]

Oh Honey, that would've looked so cute with my black slacks and navy knee-highs! (Not today, but recently.)

[Nana]

Once I bought a pair of shoes from Hudson's. Got a really good deal. Wore them several times thinking they were navy blue. I was standing outside one day, I was wearing navy slacks with this pair of shoes, looked down and noticed something very strange- one was navy and one was black. I wonder how many other people noticed before I did.

[katzeyez]

After two days of no sleep, I'm getting good at these things. I use the restroom at work, wash my hands, and throw the towel I used to dry my hands in the sink thinking it was the garbage can. http://www.thepointofnoreturn.us/images/smilies/wacko.gif

[optimistik1]

Darn...I wish I could do something strange/weird/bizzare so I can post on here...


*sigh*

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well Opt.....................I have the cutest pair of shoes I could let you borrow.

[Guru]

I have been ..................... vacuuming.

[Honey]

I guess I need the health insurance policy associated with the arcade. I just poked myself in the left eye trying to beat FB's score.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well, I'm going blind........do they have vision insurance?

[Guru]

Sat here in front of this computer and waited for it to do something and then sleepily remembered I had to turn it on.

[optimistik1]

This is Scarlett's fault too....I was cleaning my ceiling fan in the living room.

Yep, I broke a blade off! Drat and double drat!

Do I need to buy a new fan period, or can I get one of the thingy's that attaches the blade to the fan. The blade itself is fine!

It's white with a 20" blade with a 3/4" pointy thing on the end of the blade....

anybody know? and thanks!

[Scarlett O'hara]

You can get the brackets.......................I think I've seen them at Lowe's.............not my fault, though..................but I do end up my even bigger messes when I clean........like knocking over a plant or dropping a glass.......

[PeachyKeen]

Dang. Are yall STILL cleaning??

[Honey]

Well! Today I gave a one word solo during the singing. Yep. The hubby turned and gave me a look like, "Oh no you didn't" but I did. Yep kept right on singing when everybody else stopped. Daughter just busted out laughing and neither she nor I could finish the song. When we got in the car hubby said, "You was certainly making a joyful noise today." They laughed and laughed. But that is okay because I laughed at him for setting off the car alarm and letting everyone in the congregation know that we had arrived to church.

[Scarlett O'hara]

I'm laughing!!!!!!!!!

[PeachyKeen]

That is so funny Honey!
I did that one time when I was singing in the choir. We were doing our song....everybody paused at the rest except me! I think I turned 10 different shades of red and my fellow choir members were trying to keep straight faces! needless to say after that I pay special attention to the rests now.:D

[Guru]

Y'all crack me up. :bouncy:

[PeachyKeen]

Ok I got one. Yall sit down. And get me the wine and some bandages please.

[Honey]

I'm ready.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Okay, I'm settled and ready.................

[PeachyKeen]

Ok.
Well, I went to town Saturday. Remember it was raining. So I get out of my car and make a mad dash to the door of the Office Depot. I am jogging at a pretty good pace now, make a leap onto the side walk and bust my butt! Well actually I bust my knees. Now I'm talking I left hide on the concrete here!

I lay there on all 4's getting pounded by the rain, thinking to myself what in the world just happened here. So I get up look down at my bleeding knees wondering what do I do? (cuz I only go to Hattiesburg like once a week if that). So I decide to go get back in my car and clean the blood up and proceed into the store for my purchase.

Alright now i'm home for the weekend and all is ok, my legs are sore but I rested all weekend with my legs stretched out for the most part.
So I get up this morning to go work a while. Now most of yall know that with my line of work I have to bend down to the floor alot. I bent down for the first time and thought I'd pass out! It felt like the skin on my knees were splitting apart. Needless to say I didn't bend like that again. Now my back hurts from bending over instead of squatting.
I don't know how I'm gonna make it the rest of the week like this!

It was really funny this weekend after I thought about it, but I not think it's funny no mo!

[Scarlett O'hara]

At least you didn't do it in front of 30 kids............

[PeachyKeen]

That's true Scarlett! I didn't even look around to see if anybody saw me!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well, you would know that was one time when I had everyone's attention, even those two that sleep everyday!!!!!!!!!!

[optimistik1]

I can't believe no one came to your aide (((Peachy)))...and I am so sorry for your fall and injury...

you're getting too old to fall like that!

*ducking to avoid jack slap here*

[PeachyKeen]

Can I just say my knees stiiiiiilllllll hurt!!!!!!!!!

[Honey]

I hate that for you peachy.

[PeachyKeen]

Opt. Your cruisin for a bruisin with that comment!!:D

[katzeyez]

Aww..Peachy....I hope your knees feel better soon. There is something SO wrong with me sayin' that! LOL

[katzeyez]

Oo...at least you didn't fall on your knees in to the crotch of a security guard.http://www.thepointofnoreturn.us/images/smilies/blush.gif

[threekidspa]

Oo...at least you didn't fall on your knees in to the crotch of a security guard.http://www.thepointofnoreturn.us/images/smilies/blush.gif

Do we event want to know? :rolleyes:

[Nana]

I sorry Peachy. I can imagine the pain. My left leg is like that since surgery and I can't squat anymore nor can I tuck my foot underneath me when sitting.

[optimistik1]

You never know what you're going to read about on here.....I don't know whether to laugh or sympathize with Katz's comment!

[Honey]

I can't believe I did what I did! What was I thinking? I was finishing the laundry last night and I saw I only had one item in the dry cleaning basket. Well, I looked at it and it didn't really say I HAD to dry clean but I have only dry cleaned this dress. My black dress. Well, I decided to put it in the washing machine and on gentle cycle. I forgot it was in the machine and just took it out. It is so tiny. Oh my gosh. I guess maybe it was only dry clean after all. I hope I don't need a black dress before I find another one. It is tiny like something a second grader would wear.

[Scarlett O'hara]

I've done that...........

[Honey]

Oh forgot to zip my pants once today! Yep. I can't go back there. Daughter said, "Mom your shirt was too long and no one saw it." But still I NEVER forget that.

[PeachyKeen]

My knees still hurt!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugar]

(((Peachy)))

[Sugar]

I forgot my bra once. I had to worked all day at the hospital bra less. I swear everyone knew it and was giggling....

[katzeyez]

How do you forget your bra Sugar??? LOL I know i lost mine once, but I hadn't ever forgotten it. LOL

[PeachyKeen]

That's like forgetting to put on your deoderant! I have a rule:1-put bra on, 2:-put deoderant on! It don't matter about the make up or hair spray....just put the bra and deoderant on!!

[PeachyKeen]

And katz---we need the story of the loss of yo bra!:D

[optimistik1]

LOL in general!!!!

[Sugar]

How do you forget your bra Sugar??? LOL I know i lost mine once, but I hadn't ever forgotten it. LOL

I woke up late had to get the babies to the sitter was just in a rush!! So I through on my slip and then my dress...was just hurrying lol.

I was walking down the hall and felt this bouncy bouncy....that was way back when they bounced!! And I said to myself uho...oops! :o

[Honey]

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! I cut myself! Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't do pain! Hubby put a bandaid on it. Did I say, OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Are you okay?

[Sugar]

I cut my thumb today just getting the mail out...I bleed all over Ronnie Musgrove before I got inside to put on a band aid.

[Scarlett O'hara]

On him or you?

[katzeyez]

I didn't cut myself, but I sneezed, and my nose began to bleed like a gully washer--it's been a theme this week. It was more of an ewwwie than an ouchie though.

Hope your boo boo's feel better.

[Honey]

Thanks, I'm good now. I just don't do pain and I try to avoid it at all cost.

[PeachyKeen]

Yep. I'm officially retarded!

Let me tell yall what I did today........most all yall know I clean houses and certain roads I travel down to clean are the only time I ever travel down them. So I had to do a switcheroo of a couple of houses this week(today being one of them).....so I leave my first house and decide to go the back way to the other house......but I got on one of my other house roads and my brain is on automatic so I'm driving down the road and whip in to the house that I clean on it. Well, it was the wrong house! It didn't hit me til I parked in the driveway and started to get out.......that's when the light bulb went off! So I backed out before anybody saw me there and went to the house I was supposed to be at!:o

[katzeyez]

Gurl! You gotta lay off the margaritas at lunch! LMAO

[PeachyKeen]

LOL! I know! They're affecting my brain!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well, we'll let you pass this time.now, if you had cleaned the wrong house we'd be takin you right on in to Pine Grove...........


Oh, if ever you get in this way again..............I need to give you directions to my house........

[katzeyez]

Well, I can tell ya she didn't clean my house, and you know where it is! :p

[PeachyKeen]

Well I think if I would have gone on in to clean.....I'd have known something was up when I didn't see my money:D

And for a *cough*fee*cough* I'd come out and clean for ya!

[Scarlett O'hara]

You'd take one look and high tail it back to Petal!!!!!!!!

[katzeyez]

Well, let's give a day or two, then may be it'll be the right time to spread the wealth. LOL

[Honey]

Ladies! I can't believe I did this but I did! Oh my gosh! HELP!


I just bought a box of Queen Anne Cordial Cherries.



Take them away. Please.

[Sugar]

Here let me take that from you and help you to not gain a pound. sneeaker

[Nana]

Now that you mention it Honey I'll be looking for 'em next time I go to WallyWorld. Don't need 'em but I love 'em.

[PeachyKeen]

Honey NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! put them down!!! Resist the temptation!!! You gonna be so mad at yourself if you don't!

[optimistik1]

Only eat ONE...then wait till tomorrow...then eat another....

works for me!

[Sugar]

Opti you sure were up late! I slept all night last night yeah!

[Honey]

Only eat ONE...then wait till tomorrow...then eat another....

works for me!



Well, that didn't work!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well, I didn't do this but I felt sorry for the lady that did................

I stopped to get some gas today and as I was inside paying, a lady came in and said that she had just been in and got some other stuff and $40.00 worth of gas and then she got down the road and realized she had forgotten to get the gas. She came back to tell them and they couldn't do anything about it. Someone had already pulled in and gotten $40.00 worth of free gas.................I felt so sorry for her............I've almost done the same exact thing before.........

[Honey]

Well, I have embarrassed the family name again. You guys know the funeral was today and at Sandhill Baptist Church in Carnes we had the dinner. Everything was going real good and I was on my best behavior. I even had the easy job as any of you ladies can verify. I was the sweet tea and soda lady. You know, "What can I get you to drink?" It is one of the easiest jobs in a Baptist church. Yep, it is going smoothly. Then down the line comes a man in real nice clothes. He is not a family member so I really got to watch what I say. Anyway, I been pouring sweet tea, coke, a few diet cokes, and for the kids I had a lot of request for Mountain Dew. This man wanted Dr Pepper. No problem, cause I got a new Dr Pepper that I hadn't opened yet. Well........when I twisted that cap off that Dr Pepper it went everywhere. All over me, and my cousin standing next to me. All over all the cups, some of the desserts, the potato salad, the rolls, the corn, the beans and of course, my mom's pumpkin casserole. And when I say it went all over me I mean, ALL OVER ME. Down my shirt, in my hair, on my face, just every where it could go it went. I had been busy looking at all this mess when I look up and realized it went all over the ricely dressed out-of-town visitor too. He is looking at me like I'm an idiot. Time kinda stood still for a few seconds and I did the only thing I knew to do, "Oh.....did you want it in a cup? Well, you should have mentioned that." The man just went to laughing. Not really sure if he was laughing with me or AT me. But I have you know the next four people ask for the cup when they ordered.

[Shameless]

Funny Honey

[Scarlett O'hara]

I laughed out loud!

[optimistik1]

(((OH HONEY!!!))) *trying not to laugh anymore....*

Carnes???? Did you say Carnes...that's my husband's family stomping grounds...pretty close to Fotno's place too....pm me with some details if you would be so kind...and thanks in advance....

[Hermione]

Only our Honey!!

[xc9]

Thanks for the laugh, I REALLY needed it today. Thanks.

[Honey]

(((OH HONEY!!!))) *trying not to laugh anymore....*

Carnes???? Did you say Carnes...that's my husband's family stomping grounds...pretty close to Fotno's place too....pm me with some details if you would be so kind...and thanks in advance....


Yeah, I'm trying to keep it a secret cause Fotno's kin is my kin. But I got this reputation to keep up and I don't want it to get out. :D

[Nana]

I'm still laughing!!!!

[Fotno]

Yeah, I'm trying to keep it a secret cause Fotno's kin is my kin. But I got this reputation to keep up and I don't want it to get out. :D

I apologize.
I hope your kin to the good ones.
If there is any such thing.LOL

BTW.Everybody in Carnes is kin to one another.

[Honey]

I'll PM you my kin but if you hold it against me it won't be fair. I can't help it. I was born into the family.

[PeachyKeen]

Went to get gas yesterday...usually pay with my debit card and go.....

Well I had cash and decided I'd go in and pay then pump. So off I go....wait in line for what seemed like 10 minutes. I finally pay.... walk out to my vehicle, get in and go. So I get half way down the skreet look down to see how far my needle went up....only to notice it was still on empty. I frikken forgot to put the gas in!!! So I whipped around real quick hoping nobody was on my pump...thankfully there wasn't. I was too embarassed to look in the store to see if anybody noticed....

I'm telling yall....go ahead and book my room at the crazy house...

[Honey]

This morning we went to IHOP because I was thinking about pancakes when I went to bed last night-blame it on a commercial. Anyway, when we got up to leave I hit my head on the light thingy that hangs down. Ouch. Then because the daughter is laughing she walks into the waitress. And finally the hubby is laughing and everybody is looking at us. But the best part is when he got up from the table seconds later, he hits his head on the same light thingy! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, there is a God!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Did that improve his mood?

[PeachyKeen]

Sounds like somebody else thought he needed to be knocked in the head today too!:D

Hopefully he got more sense now!

[optimistik1]

I just became a BILLIONAIRE!!!!!!!!!


(((((Mr. Hawkeye)))) sir...I don't usually hug other men...especially grumpy ones...and ones I haven't met in person YET...but I just have to!

Thank you!!!!!!

[Honey]

I'm just pulling this thread up close to the top for a certain someone who did something that made me laugh out loud!

[Scarlett O'hara]

Wasn't me..................

[Honey]

Before getting into the bubble bath you must first:


CHECK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nana]

We just had to replace our water heater and the guy that installed it left the setting up too high, thank goodness it was dishwater and not bubble bath.

[optimistik1]

I knew sooner or later Honey would find herself in "hot water" again...;)

[Scarlett O'hara]

I'm laughing!

[Honey]

Hey girls, you know those little plastic cups that come on top of the tide liquid bottles. Guess what? They don't melt in the dryer. Good to know since I dried one of them today.

[Honey]

My next house will have a laundry room the size of a bedroom. I tired of the closet laundry room.

[Baloo]

Honey, you crack me up! I am glad that the little cup didn't melt in the dryer...

[Scarlett O'hara]

Tools do okay, too..........................I've washed and dried screwdrivers...........

[JaneB]

Hey girls, you know those little plastic cups that come on top of the tide liquid bottles. Guess what? They don't melt in the dryer. Good to know since I dried one of them today.

Hey girls, did you know if you wash and dry chapstick left in hubby's pocket along with good clothes of yours, your dark-colored clothes will have grease stains all over them?

[Scarlett O'hara]

I'm sorry to say.......I knew that...found out the hard way..........Oh, and just so you know......................pens don't wash and dry well, unless you like your clothes with that tie dyed look..........

[Nana]

No permanent damage but kleenex left in pockets make a big mess and requires too much cleanup time.

[Hermione]

I'm probably the Queen of Washed Kleenex. And since I only do laundry for one person, it's hard to blame anybody else.

[PeachyKeen]

I was taking my daughter to band practice the other night....and well I had just got through cuttin up a jalepeno...yep I touched my nose! It took a second and it was on fire! Of course I could do nothing about it since I was in route....by the time I got home I was crying and holding my nose....I went straight the sink and stuck my face under water! The hubby was FREAKING out....he didn't know what was going on. After I told him of course he tells me.....you know you should wash your hands really good after cutting peppers! DUH! Ya think???:rolleyes:

[Nana]

They can be so helpful. LOL

[maggie-doodle]

I was taking my daughter to band practice the other night....and well I had just got through cuttin up a jalepeno...yep I touched my nose! It took a second and it was on fire! Of course I could do nothing about it since I was in route....by the time I got home I was crying and holding my nose....I went straight the sink and stuck my face under water! The hubby was FREAKING out....he didn't know what was going on. After I told him of course he tells me.....you know you should wash your hands really good after cutting peppers! DUH! Ya think???:rolleyes:

Peachy, you probably would have done better to stand with your head in front of a fan or a/c vent and let the stuff evaporate. When I went through the police academy we had to take a full face spray of pepper spray...the first thing we did was go to a water hose or the bathroom to wash it out of our eyes and face...I can tell you first hand that makes it burn worse...it makes it go deeper in the pores and will burn longer. The instructors told us that AFTER they saw us running for the water hose or the bathroom to wash it off...by then it was too late....

[Honey]

Oh my stars! You are gonna need to sit down for this. Someone get me a drink. The kids are gone so I didn't cook what I had planned and will do so tomorrow. I decided to go to see Elle for supper. Anyway, since the hubby almost backed out into Hwy 49 traffic trying to get the car just right in the parking lot, I vowed to drive home. Worked out great since he....well.....let's see how to put this......he didn't drink sweet tea tonight. Anyway on the way home on hwy 59, going 70mph, I hit a bird. Actually the dang bird hit me. I'm sure it was a terad***** but don't look that word up, anyone, cause I just did to try and spell it correctly and it does not mean big dinosaur bird. I apoligize to all that I texted that word to. I had no idea that word even existed like that. So since I don't know my pre-historic creatures let's just call it a really big bird. Oh my stars! Out of the woods it flew into my windshield. I thought it hit in the center but hubby said no it hit in front of my window. Truthfully, I had closed my eyes and didn't see the whole impact. Anyway. Scared the you-know-what out of me. Hubby said, "I think I'm going to put on my seatbelt." There was nothing I could have done; in case PITA is looking. It was hugh. Honestly I should never leave the house.

[katzeyez]

Pain In The A$$ is going to be looking for you?!http://www.thepointofnoreturn.us/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[Honey]

I wonder just what the law is about that. I probably should go put allegedly.

[Ted]

Oh my stars! . . . . .
I'm sure it was a terad***** but don't look that word up, anyone, cause I just did to try and spell it correctly and it does not mean big dinosaur bird.
. . . . . :eek: Ahhhh - Yeah - I see what'cha mean.
I didn't know that one.
Put a P in front of it - - Pterodactyl. ;)


Hubby said, "I think I'm going to put on my seatbelt." There was nothing I could have done; in case PITA is looking. :D heh heh heh

It was hugh.
. . . . . .It was an owl. They do that.

[Honey]

Don't look up the word! Maybe I should just take it out completely. Someone take it out quick before Scarlett sees it.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Too late.................

Have you ever thought about that someone up there has a sense of humor?

[Honey]

I don't know just what I am doing wrong. But someone is laughing out loud up there.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Does anyone know where I can buy one of those heat resistant, scrape resistant, etc. suits that stunt people wear during their crashes?

[Scarlett O'hara]

I'm thinking that I'd be willing to pay whatever they ask...........

[anderlee]

MZ Honey, I think you meant (I'm sure it was a terad***** ) a BIG ASSED BIRD

[Scarlett O'hara]

My insurance would probably compensate me for it..............

[Scarlett O'hara]

cause I'm gonna need it if I'm gonna hang with Honey............

[Nana]

Did you still go to the mall or were you too upset?

[Honey]

Nope I went. Anytime I can get the hubby drinking and in the mall is a good day. We only were there about fifteen minutes. Took me that long to text that message.

[maggie-doodle]

Scarlett and Honey, YA'LL crack me up! Get ya'll and Old Lady at a party and watch out...I would need to wear depends or else I might pee in my pants! :D My sides would be hurting for sure!

[optimistik1]

:eek:

Honey is RIGHT...DON'T look up the word she didn't spell right...

Oh my GOODNESS!!!!!!

[Honey]

Oh I have to tell on myself. I am standing at the stove cooking this awesome breakfast. Got the bacon done, and the biscuits in the oven and the grits are looking good. I even have those little quiche things baking cause my daughter loves them. Anyway, I had cooked the bacon in my square flat pan and poured my eggs into the pan to scramble them. I turn my head to get the cheese cause my family loves cheese in their eggs. When I turn back my eggs are gone. Yep! Gone! They had slid off that pan and ran all over my stove and into the eyes on the back row. I holler, "Hey, where's my eggs? Dear, come get me some more eggs; I lost the other ones." Merry Christmas to me.

[Scarlett O'hara]

Well, I was being Suzy Homemaker this morning and just a gittin everything done in the kitchen and it was lookin so good.................then I took the monkey bread outta the oven and turned it over to put in on the cake plate and the brown sugar and butter ran all over my new pajamas..................I was covered................I mean so bad, I had to go take a bath and start the washer...................Oh, monkey bread was saved and very good!

[countrygirl]

I have to tell on one of my girls here. She still gets mad when I tell this story, but I don't think she knows about this site!
One night a number of years ago before microwave popcorn, my youngest decided she wanted some popcorn. Since she was about 12 at the time and I didn't feel like getting up, I told her to go ahead and pop it herself. "Mom, how do you cook popcorn?" I told her to put a little oil in the bottom of the skillet, put some popcorn in, put the lid on the skillet, and just shake the pan as it popped. Not hard. Well, I could hear her shaking the skillet, but never did hear any popcorn popping. After a while, I could smell a sickly burning smell and decided to get up and check to see how she was doing. When I got in the kitchen, I found that she had used karo syrup instead of oil....Note: Popcorn definately will not pop in karo syrup!

[optimistik1]

too cute! glad you shared!

[Honey]

Well, I go to pull the chicken and rice casserole out of the oven and guess what? I forgot to turn the oven on! Dinner will be a little late. Here have a little Debbie snack until then.