Crowbar

[MSQueen]

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding
his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in
and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and
starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big
dude knocks him down AGAIN. This time he says, "That was a judo
chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets
up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.

The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying
a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the
big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at
the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar
from Sears!"