The Carsalesguy Roast

[BassCatter]

Carsalesguy is so slick he once sold a Parka in June convincing the guy that's what he needed.

Carsalesguy is so cheap he doubles up his money by folding in in two.

Carsalesguy is so confrontational, he once got in a fist fight in a confessional.

[Fish-Bait]

Carsales lies like a car dealer.

[jwm3]

Carsalesguy is so cheap, he once sold a guy snow tires and they melted before he got home.

[Hawkeye]

Carguys superior intelligence is superseded only by his superior bullsh!t. :cool:

[Guru]

CSG got to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opened the book, looked at some history and said "Well, it looks like we do have some issues here."
CSG said "Ok, not a problem. You bring whatever I sold you back in and we can fix it. In the meantime, do you want a Nissan instead?"

[Guru]

CSG went back to visit the Church for their 30 year Alter Boy class reunion and all the past kids were lining up with different things they carried and stood with during devotionals as back ups to the Priests.
Father Cutty said my son you were always very good at this but I'm afraid that for our presentational to the congregation you will have to remove the "I'm at Petro, come see me" banner from the mast head.

[Guru]

I'm not saying CSG is tight with a penny but turning off the engine to coast into Gander Mountain from the East Lake Serene sign to save on gas is borderline, I'm just sayin ...