The RGDoherty Roast

[BassCatter]

O.K. lemme have it.

[Fish-Bait]

You are so dumb you make ugly pretty.

[Hawkeye]

Your wife said you told her you needed some strange. I heard she told you that if you had a couple more inches, you might get some. :D

[TheCapitalist]

When Rob was telling me how to catch bass, he said, "you have to think like a fish, with their primitive brain". Then I knew how he went pro!

[Fish-Bait]

awww man......that's good capitalists...."reel" good.

[BassCatter]

< chuckling >

[Guru]

Never ask Rob how to catch a fish unless you have a good weekend to devote and plan on spending the night. I asked him about a spider one time and by the time he got through explaining it all I thought me and the spider were cousins.

[Guru]

Rob has a new desk, ask his wife.

[BassCatter]

LOL - Third cousins twice removed

[BassCatter]

Oh that's below the belt!!!

[Guru]

Those are headset microphones on Rob's pictures. I thought it was to hold his brain in but they are for catching "The Word" from the Mother Ship.

[Guru]

We were standing around talking about our mature physiques one night and the old gas tank for a love machine phrase came up.
He told me he got the extended cab.

[BassCatter]

Lol

[Guru]

Anybody that talks about "Nob Creek" and getting guys down to the "Fishing Hole" that much MUST have some alterior motives.

[bpitt]

Fish don't tremble at the sound of his name, they laugh.

[Guru]

Rob and I were walking through the fishing section one time and he reached for an artificial worm and told me he had something that could put that to shame.
I told him yeah, you prolly do, but if you had used the back in forth method instead of the hand roll technique when growing up it would not be so long and skinny.

[bpitt]

RG was floating down the same river in the movie Deliverance. One of the 'good ol' boys' asked him if he could squeal like a pig, he did, and then continued fishing.

[Guru]

Anybody that can stick their nose in a can of Catfish Stink Bait and appear to be going into Nirvana just has issues. I'm just sayin ...

[bpitt]

Somebody told RG that just spittin' on a worm would make the fish bite it, so, he freakin' frenched kissed the worm!

[Guru]

If Rob missed a day shopping at Walmart the police department would issue an all points bulletin.

[bpitt]

RG's wife told him to use his 'thingy' is a ruler for measuring keeper fish, now, ever fish he catch's is a keeper.

[Guru]

I went to his shop for a spew one night and found the "Doherty for Mayor / Let Oak Grove Make an Escape" signs behind the tackle boxes.

[bpitt]

RG swears he has seen a mermaid before, riding on the back of a black panther, chasing after Sasquatch, who was holding D.B. Cooper and the money bags, while floating down Black Creek.

[Guru]

Anybody that looks up and casually states "Oh, it's the Catfish bait" every 30 seconds should invest less time with fibre in their diet, I'm just sayin ...

[Guru]

You might be a redneck if you have a handy-crapper outside your front door under the Crepe Myrtles. Ask Pooker, he found it.

[BassCatter]

Camillias!

[Guru]

Oh yeah, that makes a difference. You are excused now.
I told y'all not to spare with him over trivia.

[BassCatter]

Lol

[BassCatter]

Great posts one and all.

[Fish-Bait]

I would say he has been burnt!