MSQueen
July 20th, 2008, 06:56 PM
Husband's Checkup
After her husband's checkup, a woman was called into the
doctor's office. The doctor told her, "Your husband has a
serious disease. There are several things you'll have to do
for him, or he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a
healthy breakfast. Be pleasant to him. Make him a
nutritious lunch for work, and a especially nice meal for
his dinner at night. Don't give him chores, or that will
increase his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him
either. Try to relax him in the evenings by wearing
lingerie and giving him backrubs. Let him watch his
favorite sports on TV. And most importantly, make love to
him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you
do these things for the next 10 months to a year, I think
he'll pull through."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her. "You're going to die." she replied.
After her husband's checkup, a woman was called into the
doctor's office. The doctor told her, "Your husband has a
serious disease. There are several things you'll have to do
for him, or he will surely die. Each morning, fix him a
healthy breakfast. Be pleasant to him. Make him a
nutritious lunch for work, and a especially nice meal for
his dinner at night. Don't give him chores, or that will
increase his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him
either. Try to relax him in the evenings by wearing
lingerie and giving him backrubs. Let him watch his
favorite sports on TV. And most importantly, make love to
him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you
do these things for the next 10 months to a year, I think
he'll pull through."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her. "You're going to die." she replied.