The Drunk and the Preacher

[MSQueen]

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people
in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome
by the smell of booze. He asks the drunk, "Are you
ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother,
have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him
into the water again but for a little longer this
time. He again pulls him out of the water and
asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end, so
he dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this
time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the
preacher pulls him up. The preacher asked the drunk
again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and
says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where
He fell in?"