The Fish-Bait Roast

[BassCatter]

If it weren't for Road-Kill, Fish-Bait's Game Freezer would be empty.

Fish-Bait once improvised a boat out of 86 milk jugs and a pallet.

Fish-Bait once claimed to kill a bear with a stick, but he was lying.......he used a pocket knife too!

Fish-Bait's ironlical sense of humor is only surpassed by his wiley ways of getting what he want's past his wife.

[pooker]

I bet fish-baits brain feels as good as new! Seeing as he has never used it.

[pooker]

If ignorance is bliss fish-bait must be the happiest person alive!

[pooker]

I heard a thought crossed fish-baits mind once , it must have been a long and lonely journey!

[pooker]

If fish-bait had another brain it would be lonely!

[BassCatter]

Fish-Bait wanted a tractor.......that's all I needed for this one.

[Guru]

oooh, that tractor chit gotta sting.

[Guru]

The only man I have ever seen outside the state of Louisiana that started drolling at the mention of a Nutria rat.

[Guru]

The only reason he decided to move was because he thought Sumrall was a warm season version of overall.

[TheCapitalist]

Fish-Bait has two brain cells.



One is lost and the other has gone to look for it!

[Guru]

FB is the only man I know that can play a guitar all night long on one string.

[TheCapitalist]

I think that is present tense...

He still WANTS a tractor!

[Guru]

We were ordering food one night and the waitress told him he could order ribs, steak and tuna brisk. He said ok.

[Guru]

Watch him around a pile of bricks if you don't have a football helmet on. Don't believe me? Ask bpitt.

[Guru]

Any parent that let's his kids play in the dirt and have bb gun fights ...
I'm just sayin ...

[Guru]

I was riding across the Bypass bridge with him one morning and all the hookahs kept yelling PimpBait ...
I'm just sayin ...

[Guru]

I saw him drink a Miller Lite one night and never had to open the top ...
I'm just sayin ...

[pooker]

Its so fun making fun of people without getting in trouble, just good fun though ;)

[Guru]

Homoncleosistickasauruseroidisitypididdle.

[Guru]

The above post courtesy of a conversation we had before spews were served.

[pooker]

People cannot say that fish-bait has absolutely nothing after all he has inferiority!

[pooker]

Fish-bait must have a low opinion of people if he thinks they're his equals.

[pooker]

I do not think fish-baits a fool then again whats my humble opinion compared to thousands of others!

[Guru]

FB secretly works as a women's wrestling manager at the Wade Kennedy Livestock Show Arena under the name of PimpDaddyThirdLeg.

[pooker]

I am looking forward to the pleasure of fish-baits company since I have no had it yet!

[pooker]

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FLAME FLAME FLAME I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!

[BassCatter]

Pook he was at the last fish fry over here with you......

[Guru]

The only guy I have ever known that when asked by the waitress if we liked what the people at the table next to us was having stood up and pushed the other table to ours.

[pooker]

I know :) why do you say that?

[BassCatter]

I am looking forward to the pleasure of fish-baits company since I have no had it yet!
this is why

[Guru]

Y'all still think the golden eagle just passed out quietly huh?

[pooker]

Read deeper into it RG ;)

[Guru]

The reason FishBait and RG don't get to go fishing together as much as they like to? Catfish bait sets them both off and throws them into full tilt rut ...
I'm just sayin ...

[Guru]

Word game:
Homoncleosistickasauruseroidisitypididdle.
I'm just sayin ...

[Guru]

FishBait has farted in his work chair so many times the Consumer's Protection Agreement sticker appears to be in Mandarin Chinese.

[Fish-Bait]

You all are getting your asses kicked when I see you all again dammit.....oh yeah, that lady in the bikini.......She's my *****.

[BassCatter]

You better pack a lunch if you wanna kick my ass! It's an all day job!!!

[Fish-Bait]

dammit......

[pooker]

Same here!

[BassCatter]

Pook.....WHAT???? your ass is narrower than a T post.....enjoy these roasts while you can cause yer next!

[pooker]

That don't mean I have not been working on my lats fish dude does not want none! I know three levels of pooker karate!

[EricStratton]

When asked by his teacher to spell the word "farm", FB responded......

"That's easy.....E-I-E-I-O!"

[Fish-Bait]

Ya'll are terrible....just plain terrible......hehe..

[BassCatter]

Good Sport Fish-Bait.....O.K. he's toasty.......

Time to start on pooker.