Messin' with Stratton

[jwm3]

So Stratton has been runnin' scared. Scared to face me in the cage!

Scared I say. Now's he's here on Your Hattiesburg talkin' smack.

This ain't no garden party, brother, this is message boardin', where only the strongest survive.

How do I know that I would take you in the cage? Because I'm the DOC - and you're not!

I'm a limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheeling-dealing son of a gun, who's kissed all the girls and made them cry. WOOOO!! Step back and see what's causin' all this!

To be the man, you've gotta beat the man....so whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it, because it's the best thing going today.

Now step up brutha...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!

[SoMissTV]

Wow.

That was really freakin' lame.

[jwm3]

Wow.

That was really freakin' lame.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself SMTV. You tried your best to formulate a witty retort.

Keep trying and keep that chin up!

[pooker]

Interesting

[Guru]

Allright, I've been waitin for this chit since the paint was brushed on YH.
Sitting right over here with my feet propped up, with popcorn, and Dr Pepper ...

They're standing side by side up to this moment but they'll separate and the steel glove will be lowered to the ring ...

[Fish-Bait]

hehehe...

[bpitt]

Dang, Guru, that looks like a pic of some 'inbreds' from the Lumberton/Baxterville area. That's all I'm saying.

[bpitt]

Midgets, by the way, kick a$$.

[Guru]

Dang, Guru, that looks like a pic of some 'inbreds' from the Lumberton/Baxterville area. That's all I'm saying.

* Yeah, I was going to include their sister in that picture but at the last minute she said she had left her "tooth" at home and couldn't smile.

[Fotno]

HaHa
Y'all are just jealous that y'all didn't get Radioactive super-powers like we did.

[Goobersmooch]

Dang, Guru, that looks like a pic of some 'inbreds' from the Lumberton/Baxterville area. That's all I'm saying.

:(

that makes me sad

oh and jwm...that looks like a ric flair rant

[Flowergirl]

Y'all don't be talkin bout Baxterville folks. One of might be your Hospice nurse when you get old...and we won't forget how ugly you talked about us.

[Fotno]

One may the admin/designer of their forum too.
I'm not talking about me either.

[Guru]

Oh I know about Goob, I figure at the last minute of the match he will magically appear from under the wrestling ring with some voodoo chant dance and hurl space dust in the winner's eyes and take the belt before Vince McMahon can holler "No Way, No Chance in Hell !"

[Guru]

Referee, please lower the Glove ...

[Guru]

Referee, ring the bell.

[jwm3]

Wow...look how scared Stratton is....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And GS...that is vintage Naitch...

[Guru]

Are you Readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to Rumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle?

[jwm3]

This is how ready I am...

Say hello to my little friend...

http://www.letsrumble.com/intro/bud_buffer.jpg

[Queen Mother]

Where is ES these days?

[Fotno]

He said he had to go to his wife's uncle's deer camp.

[pooker]

Wow thats a mouth full :) third sisters cousins brothers mommas daddy. :p

[Fotno]

sister's brother's cousin's daddy-in-law.

[Queen Mother]

That's right - no hunting, just drinking and watching football games! He was looking forward to it!

[Flowergirl]

I just want Goob to know that I took up for him on the Baxterville comment!!!!

[EricStratton]

Doc,

You couldn't peel my foreskin back with a runnin' start!

[Guru]

heh, now that was some funny chit rat air, I tell you what.
Shoot, let me go get a mop, Dr Pepper and vanilla wafers all over the dang walls.
:O

[jwm3]

Stratton,

I see Guru thanked you for your "useful" post.

Funny...I thought you were about useful as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

Welcome back.

[EricStratton]

Stratton,

I see Guru thanked you for your "useful" post.

Funny...I thought you were about useful as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

Welcome back.

I'm sorry....I didn't understand your post.....I don't speak "candy ass"....

[bpitt]

Smack down!
I'm taking bets, who's in!?!?!

[jwm3]

I'm sorry....I didn't understand your post.....I don't speak "candy ass"....

I'm sorry...next time I'll speak in your native "girly man" dialect.

[Guru]

What

[pooker]

There is not much ownage in here....

[EricStratton]

I'm sorry...next time I'll speak in your native "girly man" dialect.

Doc,

I didn't know you could get on the internet at Camp Sister Spirit....

[Guru]

what

[jwm3]

Doc,

I didn't know you could get on the internet at Camp Sister Spirit....

Actually I get a good signal.

Its nice to see they let you have your laptop at Whitfield over the holidays.

[Guru]

what

[jwm3]

You see, the main trouble with Stratton is that he lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

[EricStratton]

You see, the main trouble with Stratton is that he lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.


I hear you knockin', but you won't come in....

[Guru]

What

[jwm3]

There there Stratton...There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

[Pinky]

I've missed the smack downs between these two. :D

[Guru]

I've missed the smack downs between these two. :D

* Heya Pinky!

[Pinky]

* Heya Pinky!


Hello my buddy! I've missed you too!

Pinky

[Flowergirl]

Pinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Queen Mother]

Hi Pinky!!! Glad you came to visit. Sit down and talk for awhile.

[pooker]

Say something about ES

[Pinky]

Me? ES is my boo. :D

[pooker]

Are you seriously married to ES, did I meet you? Are you his wife you should have said something when I was around!

[Pinky]

Lordy Pooker, NO. :eek: I was just kidding. :o

Pinky

[EricStratton]

Are you seriously married to ES, did I meet you? Are you his wife you should have said something when I was around!

Mistress, pooker....big difference

[Guru]

Now entering the squared circle ...

[Dumb_Arse_Here]

Nature Boy!


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