The pooker Roast

[BassCatter]

Mr. Poo......nuff said for this one.

pooker's knowledge of engines is evident in the fact that somebody coming to buy a 600 cc motorcylce from him actually had to tell him it was a 1000 cc.

pooker is about as Gagsta as Stuart Smiley.

pooker thinks talking about Ram and Gigs is great come on lines for women.

[Nana]

Uh oh, pooker. They're after you now.:eek:

[Flowergirl]

Ppp

[Fish-Bait]

Pooker waxes his chin.

[Flowergirl]

Pooker is so cool that Camellia blossoms float around him when he sits on the pooper.

Sorry, I can't believe I said it, but....couldn't help me self!

[Fish-Bait]

pooker has trainin' wheels on his motorbike. lol... and his cars...rofl..

[BassCatter]

Pooker is so nonconfrontational, he get's a nosebleed just playing Halo.

[Fish-Bait]

pooker has cooties.

[Guru]

Coming from all that flat land in Oklahoma I saw him fall down a 4' hill here 7 times on his first day.

[Guru]

Pooker is such a good mechanic he propogates plenty of extra parts each time he works on something.

[Guru]

Pooker was so confused when he sat on the portable potty and just kept mumbling "my feet are supposed to be on the limbs, I'm not supposed to be under the tree to do this".

[Guru]

Pooker thought a motorcycle worked like a lawn mower. I had to explain to him you did not rev it full tilt and then start the "blades". But that was after he pulled a wheely for 3 miles and ran out of gas.

[Guru]

Pooker really is not from that small of a place I thought until during his first stop at Donanelle's he asked Elle if they had a Walmart in the building too.

[BassCatter]

pooker thought that grits were supposed to be served without butter and salt.

[Hawkeye]

Pooker Roast

Take one small turd, season to taste, flour and sear in bacon drippings.
Roast covered in Fish Bait's dutch oven at 250 for five hours.

[bpitt]

He's from Oklahoma? That explains it.......

[pooker]

My good looks? Yes that does explain it :D

[BassCatter]

O.K. that's enough, pooker's broiled.

[Fish-Bait]

Pooker Roast

Take one small turd, season to taste, flour and sear in bacon drippings.
Roast covered in Fish Bait's dutch oven at 250 for five hours.

lol....I am gonna break my oven back out tomorrow afternoon. I have a yearning for some more pork loin.