threekidspa
September 5th, 2008, 08:59 AM
This morning on the Freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman driving a brand new Toyota Tundra doing 75 with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the burrito out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers!!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the burrito out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers!!