Guy spikes own drink with Rohypnol

[dyates]

Please tell me this isn't real...


http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Self_abuse

[Hawkeye]

Did he plan to date rape himself? Har har :D

[Fish-Bait]

I think I'll hop a flight and go kick his ass just for the helluvit.

[HarleyBarbie]

Some people earn the title "idiot" with little or no effort...amazing.

[threekidspa]

And I thought the self-inflicted head shot with a potato was bad...

[EricStratton]

i've never had to trick myself into raping myself....proud of it!

[BassCatter]

What a putz.

[Ranchero]

I usually take myself out to dinner, come home & light candles, open a bottle of wine & tell myself how pretty I look tonight, and if all else fails, I'll buy myself a nice piece of jewelry.

[pooker]

Haha thats gonna be an embrassing story for years to come

[TheCapitalist]

I usually take myself out to dinner, come home & light candles, open a bottle of wine & tell myself how pretty I look tonight, and if all else fails, I'll buy myself a nice piece of jewelry.

That was hilarious!!! Thanks for that!!!!!!!

[SoMissTV]

This sounds like it was pulled out of the Australian equivalent of the Onion.